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🚨 EXCLUSIVE STATEMENT: This calendar was designed by TidePick’s designer Kairin and was exclusively released on August 20, 2026, by TidePick.
❌ Any other websites (including Amazon, Etsy, Temu, etc.) are NOT authorized to sell this calendar.
Sassy, bold, and unapologetically real—this wall calendar is back for another year of brutal honesty. Following the best-selling 2025 version, the Fuck It Again – 2026 Calendar delivers even sharper wit and more sarcastic charm. Each month brings you a new unapologetic reminder that you’re not alone in being completely over it.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
13 Pages of Sass – Includes a bold cover + 12 monthly pages filled with hilarious, relatable quotes.
Double the Fun – Every month features a main quote + a sidekick quote. Twice the sarcasm, twice the laughs.
Unique Design – Minimalist doodles and bold typography that pop on your wall.
Everyday Therapy – The perfect daily reminder that “f*ck it” is sometimes the only answer.
Perfect Gift Idea – A funny, empowering, and cheeky gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or yourself.
A GLIMPSE OF THE QUOTES
January
“New year, same old shit. Whatever.”*
“Resolutions? Fuck that—I’m just trying to wake up on time.”
February
“Roses are red, love is a mess, chocolate is cheaper—so fuck the rest.”*
“Cupid can fuck off, I’ll take wine instead.”
December
“Survived another year. Still tired. Still fabulous. Fuck it.”*
“My New Year’s resolution? Same as last year—fuck all of them.”
DETAILS:
Format: Wall calendar
Size: approx. 8.5 × 11 inches (standard US wall calendar size)
Pages: 13 (Cover + 12 months)
Style: Bold typography with hand-drawn doodles
Language: English
🎁Package Includes
1 x 2026 Calendar
❗Notes
Due to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.
Due to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.
OUR GUARANTEE:
We believe we have some of the most innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk-free 30-day guarantee.
If for any reason you do not have a positive experience, we will make every effort to ensure that you are satisfied with your purchase.
We want you to rest assured that there is absolutely zero risk in buying and trying out products. If you don't like it and don't feel bad, we'll do it right.
We email support. If you need help, please contact us.
❌ Any other websites (including Amazon, Etsy, Temu, etc.) are NOT authorized to sell this calendar.
Sassy, bold, and unapologetically real—this wall calendar is back for another year of brutal honesty. Following the best-selling 2025 version, the Fuck It Again – 2026 Calendar delivers even sharper wit and more sarcastic charm. Each month brings you a new unapologetic reminder that you’re not alone in being completely over it.
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
13 Pages of Sass – Includes a bold cover + 12 monthly pages filled with hilarious, relatable quotes.
Double the Fun – Every month features a main quote + a sidekick quote. Twice the sarcasm, twice the laughs.
Unique Design – Minimalist doodles and bold typography that pop on your wall.
Everyday Therapy – The perfect daily reminder that “f*ck it” is sometimes the only answer.
Perfect Gift Idea – A funny, empowering, and cheeky gift for friends, sisters, coworkers, or yourself.
A GLIMPSE OF THE QUOTES
January
“New year, same old shit. Whatever.”*
“Resolutions? Fuck that—I’m just trying to wake up on time.”
February
“Roses are red, love is a mess, chocolate is cheaper—so fuck the rest.”*
“Cupid can fuck off, I’ll take wine instead.”
December
“Survived another year. Still tired. Still fabulous. Fuck it.”*
“My New Year’s resolution? Same as last year—fuck all of them.”
DETAILS:
Format: Wall calendar
Size: approx. 8.5 × 11 inches (standard US wall calendar size)
Pages: 13 (Cover + 12 months)
Style: Bold typography with hand-drawn doodles
Language: English
🎁Package Includes
1 x 2026 Calendar
❗Notes
Due to manual measurements, please allow slight measurement deviations.
Due to the different display and lighting effects, the actual color of the item may be slightly different from the color displayed on the picture.
OUR GUARANTEE:
We believe we have some of the most innovative products in the world, and we want to make sure we back that up with a risk-free 30-day guarantee.
If for any reason you do not have a positive experience, we will make every effort to ensure that you are satisfied with your purchase.
We want you to rest assured that there is absolutely zero risk in buying and trying out products. If you don't like it and don't feel bad, we'll do it right.
We email support. If you need help, please contact us.
